Youre getting a massage?! We see his dream. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad. Joey: Oh, uh, hey, not as good as this guy! "Friends" The One with the Secret Closet (TV Episode 2002) bloopers, mistakes, errors in continuity, plot holes, anachronisms, spoilers and more. Huh? Ok? Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. Monica: No, Chandler, you dont understand! How you taking it? [Scene: Central Perk. Amanda Carlin: Dr. Long: Richard Penn: the Doctor: When a concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital because of pain relating to her pregnancy, he realizes that his intense romantic feelings for her are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood. What happened? I, Im not wearing any bottoms. Monica:(opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey,what’s up? Or! Phoebe feels betrayed when she discovers Monica has been using a different massage therapist. 2.1 Main Cast; 2.2 Supporting Cast; 2.3 Crew; 3 Trivia. And Im really good! Thats no big deal. Joey dreams about being wit… And now if youll just, if youll just excuse me. Movies. I bet its Richard. Yes. Chandler: I dont know!! Joey: Well, uh, sit down. All alone. Chandlers trying to open the closet with a bunch of tools. Right there! Phoebe: Ok...oh, too late! I got this off myself...using my wifes tools. In the Friends episode 'The One with the Secret Closet' (S08E14) Joey describes a movie as having a door behind which no one knows what lies. share | improve this question | follow | edited Apr 26 '17 at 22:25. [Scene: Chandler and Monicas. Monica: Oh, okay. You have to help me. Score: 13.709. When it opens, millions of flesh eating bugs come out. Phoebe feels betrayed when she discovers Monica has been using a different massage therapist. Come on, Chandler, lets go. Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make! It could happen to anyone. Here is my new pager number, ok? I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! Id be naked! Monica: Oh, thats where we keep the canned goods. Phoebe: Not my clients - lovers. Joey: Oh, giving her pickles makes her sick. Joey navrhne, aby se Rachel přestěhovala k Rossovi, všechno pak bude o něco jednodušší. The One With The Secret Closet. Thank God. I love you in spite of that. 3.1 General; 3.2 Goofs; 4 Photos; 5 External links; 6 Episode Navigation; Plot. And when? Rachel: The babys kicking for the first time. Im better off this way. Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. Chandler: Well, its not your fault. So, Ive thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though! Move to the previous cue. Chandler: I wasnt trying to open your closet!! Chandler: Not too shabby. Great! Phoebe talks Monica into letting her give her a massage but becomes disconcerted when Monica begins making sexual noises. The one one with the secret closet. Monica is on the massage table.]. ?, Monica tugs at Chandler. (they do) I want to talk about our situation. Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question, Chandler Bing. Take my hand. (Joey opens the blanket and to reveal Rosss head.). They feasted on human flesh! Joey dreams about being wit… Rachel: You went to the movies by yourself? Do you have a bobby pin? Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh yeah! Chandler: Phoebe, if it helps, Alexandras only been massaging Monica for three years. Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again. Ow!! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (Monica glares at him) If! Phoebe: So, do you wanna hang out or something? Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out. [Scene: Chandler and Monicas. Joey, feeling bad about the situation, suggests that Rachel should move in with Ross. Joey: Ok, ok, come on. (He sings what I guess is the theme to the show) Ok, ok, fine, now you know! Phoebe: Ok. Do you guys want me to play for you? What movie is he talking about? Your fansite source dedicated to Courteney Cox. When my sisters were pregnant, they got every weird feeling in the book. After awhile, I tried to hurt you, but it just spurred you on! You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. Here you go. Oh good thing were going to a hospital! I love living with her and oh my god, helping with the baby is just amazing. Monica: Ok. Doctor: Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are. Monica: Oh God, Phoebe! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! When a concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital because of pain relating to her pregnancy, he realizes that his intense romantic feelings for her are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood. 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